Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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