32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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