maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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