Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
