I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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