So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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