I wish I only lived at night.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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