I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
