I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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