I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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