But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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