This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
