My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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