Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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