I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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