thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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