He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i came on her dog
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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