We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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