I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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