if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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