so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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