I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
