Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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