Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
That's intense
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
