But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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