i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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