So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
its not stalking. its research.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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