There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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