11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
look no pants
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Blow job season was short but glorious.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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