Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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