Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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