Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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