no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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