Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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