Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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