So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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