no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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