i just had sex bonerless
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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