Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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