Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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