But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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