just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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