He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Can I color on your dick again?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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