I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
