Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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