i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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