Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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