This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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