there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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