I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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