Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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